trash v2

hi
every 2 seconds a person gets rid of some sort of trash
now I know you see what's going on around you
and there's the fact that trash.
doesn't go anywhere.
now I know what you're thinking
"bullet trash is unavoidable?
Yes it is.
particularly when it comes to those around you doesn't it
some of you reading know what I mean
while you cavemen before the wheel readers reading should grasp what I mean
when this is over
so here's a PSA for EVERYONE
to prevent the accumulation of trash in your vicinity

do you feel like one of your friends is considered trash?
Let's observe as this "friend" enters a room
"Hey it's me the bad one what up bitches sexiness is here"
and FREEZE
now. does every head turn and everything that was in process completely stop just for that one friend?
Does not one person in the bunch say
"ok nice entrance thanks for the interruption."
Does your convo get completely dropped with no rekindling approach?
then say hello to your litely trashy friend.

not convinced?
hmm
ahh try this
think the person you're with might be trashy?
bring them around your closest friends
is a majority give them a certain look and eventually tug you aside to "talk" it could be a sign. and you know that not only your partner is trash but also your friend if they end up hooking up.
Now that ladies and gents.
is trash.

Now I can understand if you might be reading this next to someone you consider a close friend and have at this point stopped reading and instantly looked at them more than once.
for this I apologize
With prolonged exposure to said trash there are chances that you too can develop serious symptoms of being trashy, worst case scenario is the acquisition of the assholeology following.
Symptoms of assholeology include
-random bitch fits
-constant one night stands
-wanting any person that any of your friends want and/or are with
-pushing away of people you once considered friends
-developments of OCD
-and finally complete social destruction

so with that being said I hope your eyes are open ladies and gents
just know that trash does not disappear nor can it be changed.
it is handled in many ways and by many hands (and by many, I mean MANY) hands.
Well hopefully at this point we all understand that trash is always amongst you
and your thinking twice about the company you keep.
Just get rid of them.
it's so easy a caveman like yourself can do it

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