Since I'm starting to get really annoyed with what's going on around me, I think this is an appropriate PSA time for some folks who don't know about.....Trash. Trash has always been the most detectable thing that whatever you believe started on this planet. If you saw it you knew what it was. You scrunched up your face, quickly walked away, and while doing so murmur under your breath "someone needs to take that trash where it belongs." Unfortunately for some, which is slowly becoming most, Trash has evolved into something more powerful then it ever was. There are only a select few people left that can spot Trash when they see it. Now for those who CAN'T spot Trash, let me present you with some examples so that hopefully YOU TOO can move the trash that is in your way.
Let's say, for instance, you suspect one of your friends is Trash. Observe how people react to them. If you notice that all of the attention goes directly to that person when they come in the room and instead of ignoring it, they feed into like its nourishment...chances are you have Trash amongst you. And if you think that your spouse might be Trash, take them around your closest friends. If at least 70% of them think you should watch out, gives a dirty look, and then immediately stops talking to you, chances are you are amongst Trash.
Now I understand how hard this might be to read, as the person who you are closest to might be Trash. For that, I would like to give my sincerest apologies. But trust me, this is for your own good. Prolonged exposure to Trash can lead to serious ailments, the worst of which being Assholeitus. You will start to push away the little amount of friends you have left and soon, will start thinking that you can change Trash into something else. But let me tell you this right now....Trash will always be just that....trash. Trash does not disappear with another persons touch, it might be moved from one location to the next, handled by many (and I do mean many) different hands...but if it was Trashy before it will ALWAYS be trashy. So hopefully while everyone reads this you will start to think twice about the people you encounter and always remember....Trash is always amongs you!
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